My lover is jealous of my new lover what should I do?

My goodness darling, you have been busy, sandwiched between Rotter and Percy. Well, at least now you can have a little rest and allow your downstairs area to recover. With Rotter you are guaranteed some time off, on Swedish twin days, and this gives you more time for shopping, lolling about drinking gin, and having your feet maged. I believe, if you wish to drown your sorrows with another man, that Bongo is available. He measures up well, I hear, and although he can only grunt the odd word, you will be spared any conversation about moustaches and custard. Toodle pip.