I really believe that if the truth won't work in your favour it's better to seek refuge in lies. It doesn't..

You're hanging around with the wrong people. I don't care what others think of my image, so I present myself as I am. I make jokes and I'm often sarcastic, but I don't lie about serious matters. I'm too lazy to lie. If I lie, I always need to remember what I said and who I said it to. That's too much work. I even admit when I make a mistake.